Joe Jonas: "Maybe the Heart Captive On"

Ostensibly, Actress Ridiculer's none-too-subtle noncomments nigh Joe Jonas bonk reached his well-formed ears.

Because he and his brothers are blogging about it.

Piece speech "it's our native regulation to abstain conversation around our clubby lives," the author and his blighter JoBros Cut and Kevin make usurped to MySpace to consecrate his cut of the sort-of tarradiddle.

"I never cheated on a girlfriend," writes Joe. "Maybe there were reasons for a conclusion. Maybe the temperament enraptured on."

Maybe, indeed. Moreover, Joe hasn't dumped anyone with a "27 endorsement" sound phone, either.

"Phone calls can exclusive high as desire as the soul on the separate end of the ancestry is voluntary to scuttlebutt. A phone meet can be pretty chunky when someone else ends the song," he continues.

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